Tim Hawkins

When moneys tight and the mortgage is looming, theres one place that always comes through: the dollar store. This lighthearted song celebrates the magic of buying baby wipes, blue jeans, garden gnomes, dog food, popsicles, and even a jar of picklessometimes all for a buck. The toys break by the time you get home, the math doesnt always add up, and the bargains get a little questionable but thats part of the charm. A fun, clean comedy tune for anyone whos ever stretched a dollar and laughed doing it.

A playful take on the little routines we all have around mealtime. The jokes focus on everyday moments, familiar food habits, and the way we try to make sense of our choices. Its an easygoing clip built around relatable eating quirks.

A musical comedy story about trying to pick up golf and failing in every possible way. Lost balls, bad swings, a cart in a tree, a woodchuck attack, heat stroke, and even a run-in that ends with jail time. A quick, catchy song about knowing when a hobby just isnt your lane.

Fast, musical, and clean. Tim riffs on everyday quirks and caps it with song parodies. Songs: Man Bun, Pretty Pink Tractor, and a baby-Prince Potty Trained closer. Bits: bumper stickers, overused words (unbelievable, the worst), Oklahoma Shakespeare. Family: being Dr. No dad, teens with six-packs vs Krispy Kreme. Onstage fun: sign-language gag and quick crowd shout-outs.

This laugh-out-loud musical parody lists everythingnotto say if you want to stay marriedand alive. With deadpan delivery and perfectly bad timing, the singer dishes out a string of cringeworthy lines about birthdays, cooking, and old girlfriends, all set to a catchy tune. The crowd eats it up as each verse gets worse (and funnier). A must-watch for anyone who's ever said the wrong thing at the wrong time.

Tm Hawkins tells a funny story about his struggles with golfbad swings, lost balls, crashing the cart, and even a wild animal attack. After all the mishaps, hes clear: golf just isnt for him. If youve ever found golf frustrating, youll relate.

Tim sings about learning some things the hard way, from the Full Range of Motion DVD. Things You Don't Say to Your Wife is available on Tim's CD Extremely Madeover.

Tim performs his viral song The Government Can live on the Rockshow Comedy Tour.

Tim take us back to some of his childhood memories, and into his comedic experiences as a father. Sit back and enjoy Tim Hawkins Insanitized.

Dog's on Fire from Insanitized!

Ya know how sometimes you just blank on something?

Tim has some ideas on what it might sound like if people like Bob Marley, Elvis Presley and Guns N' Roses sang our National Anthem.

What's in yours?

Tim talks about giving mom a break...funny!

Tim Hawkins and John Crist share the stage together at a church and exchange their favorite tweets.

Dollar Store from I'm No Rockstar!