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John Crist provided his hysterical take on kids named after biblical figures. The popular funnyman mentioned why people rarely, if ever, live up to their biblical namesakes. Watch the short and hilarious clip to listen to John explain why naming kids after biblical figures may not be the best idea. Being a parent is one of the biggest and best blessings anyone can ever receive. Adding a little one into your heart and household will forever change your life for the better in every possible way. There is simply nothing like raising a little one, and all the joy and love that comes with them. However, before that little one ever enters your home, something big and important happens to them. The parents give their new bundle of joy a name. Typically, this is something Mom and Dad have given much thought to, considering it will be with them for the rest of their lives. A lot of times, parents will turn to the Bible for help when searching for names for their newborn. A clip posted on YouTube explains why this is not always a good idea. In the video, John says that people rarely imitate and carry on the legacy of their namesakes, especially when that person was a towering, godly figure in the Bible. When it comes to people who have failed to live up to their biblical namesakes, he hilariously includes himself in that category. This is a true story, he said. I asked, Whyd you name me John? They said, We named you after John the Baptist. I go, Me? I dont think Im doing a very good job. John the Baptist, dude, this guy baptized Christ. Was martyred for his faith. I used a coupon at Wendys yesterday. Hilariously, he added that his nephew is named Malachi, who was also a biblical figure, and the similarities between the two are lacking. Malachi in the Bible, this man was a warrior, prophet, strong, he said. My nephew Malachi - extreme peanut allergy. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

John Crist hysterically calls out overdramatic biblical comparisons. The popular funnyman roasts people who state how their problems and situations are like those experienced by biblical figures who were persecuted, imprisoned and murdered. Watch the short and hilarious clip to listen to John shine a light on people who tend to exaggerate their problems. No ones life is perfect; most are likely far from it. We live in a fallen, broken and hurting world that has been destroyed and ruined by sin. Because of sins pervasive presence in our world, we all have problems and daily struggles some much bigger than others. Unfortunately, we will all experience deep, dark and painful valleys. However, for the most part, people in the United States of America are incredibly blessed, especially considering what some people in other countries face and experience. That is also true when it comes to what many people in the Bible faced, particularly those who were imprisoned, persecuted and even killed for their faith. Its doubtful well ever be treated like Paul, Job or Joseph. Despite that, people will still compare their problems to those of biblical figures who suffered greatly. In a clip posted on YouTube, John calls out people who believe, for whatever reason, that their typical, everyday issues can in any way be compared to those of people in the Bible. He specifically mentions his sister, her complaint about her coffee order and her cringeworthy comparison to Job. Please, like, read the Bible for inspiration and encouragement, he said. Like, let it guide your life, absolutely. But dont, just dont compare yourself to people in the Bible because were not like them, Ok? Its different, Ok? He adds how his sister reacted when her coffee order was messed up. My sister was like, John, you would not believe this. I went to Starbucks the other day, and my order was wrong, and I didnt realize it until I got to the office. Now, I just know, I understand what Job was going through. Later in the clip, he points out how his sister chose an odd Bible verse to display in her brand-new, custom-built home. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This moms take on her kids opposite personalities is comedy gold. She knows her children are not the same, and has some hilarious phrases and sayings that help to illustrate those differences. Watch the short but gut-bustlingly funny clip to hear this mother describe the differences between her youngsters. No two people are 100 percent the same. God does not create duplicates, replicas or carbon copies. He is in the business of creating originals, which is why everyone is unique in some way shape or form. How incredibly boring would that be if we were all the same in every conceivable way? What would be the fun in that? When it comes to spotting those differences between people, parents are pretty good at it. Thats because they have gotten a lot of practice at it. After all, their children are all different, sometimes pretty dramatically so. In a clip posted on YouTube, one mother who has spotted these differences has some pretty hilarious ways in which she draws attention to these personality differences in her kids. One of thems got a 4.0 GPA, and the other one ate a glue stick last week, she reports. What parent hasnt been there, right? Some are able to pick up information more quickly and easily than others. I got one thats a people pleaser and one that is a felony waiting to happen, she says. Hopefully, that is not your situation. My oldest made the honor roll and my youngest made a hole in the drywall, she says. Hey, everyone has been blessed with different talents and gifts, right? One of them asked for books for their birthday, she said. The other one asked me to teach him how to hotwire a car. Thats probably not a request you ever want to hear from your child. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

One mom has some hilarious ways to cure bored kids, and they will have you laughing. She cannot understand how any of her children could ever find themselves without anything to do. Watch the short and hysterical clip to listen to her laugh-out-loud hilarious boredom busters. Every child has said, at one time or another, that they are bored. They have nothing to do and badly want something that will keep them engaged and entertained. They are tired of playing with their toys and are begging for something, anything to do. Please, they are just looking for anything to do! Well, being bored and asking for something to do is the wrong move in some households. Some children who make that statement once will probably not say that again if their parents were to hear it. Of course, thats because their mother or father will gladly find something to do and put them to work. Again, children who make that statement and find themselves put to work around the house as a result wont make that statement again. A clip posted on YouTube shows a mother who has some of the most hilarious and gut-bustlingly funny responses to children who are without anything interesting to do. The woman begins her video expressing the same thought and idea that claiming boredom in some households is a bad idea. You must have hit your head if you said bored out loud at this house, she said. She then goes on to offer up a handful of suggestions to solve boredom. Well, the broom aint busy, go introduce yourself, she said. Aint no such thing as bored in a house with baseboards, she added. Get to scrubbing. Well, aint that something, youre bored, and the toilet aint even been scrubbed today. If youre looking for adventure, theres a wild mess in the laundry room, she added. These are just a few helpful lines and responses parents can use whenever their children claim to be bored. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Have you ever wondered how IKEA started? This hysterical skit provides the most ridiculous answer imaginable. While the skit is likely not entirely or even remotely accurate, itll have you laughing long after it ends. Watch the short and laugh-out-loud funny skit to hear how the popular Swedish retailer started. Every brand big or small, local, national or international has a story, an origin. Those origin stories may be widely known, like those of Apple, Microsoft, Facebook and Disney. Or they may not be known at all, leaving us entirely in the dark as to how this or that company started and why. Origin stories are important and necessary, especially when it comes to businesses. It can and does help define them and their mission. That way, they can look back and see whether they were successful in doing what they set out to accomplish or not. So, how do companies start and why? How come some succeed while others crash and burn, close up shop and file for bankruptcy? Those are some of the questions a hilarious skit attempts to answer about one internationally beloved brand. In the clip posted on YouTube, three gentlemen are in a small conference room when inspiration strikes. What they come up with will forever change how the world looks at furniture and meatballs. Two of the guys quickly come up with the ingenious idea that they are spending too much money, and that they need to spend less. Again, I told you it was brilliant! From their idea to spend less money, they decided upon a furniture company that will put all of the manufacturing on the customer. Why pay employees to assemble the furniture when you can just have the customers struggle and grow frustrated while theyre trying to do it for hours at home? However, the most hilarious part of the entire skit is the moment of sheer brilliance and inspiration in which they land on the name IKEA. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This skit shows how four husbands became best friends, and it's too funny. It's about a handful of husbands bonding and becoming best buds for a hilarious and unexpected reason. Watch the short and hysterical clip to see how and why the popular retailer Target was responsible for bringing these four best friends together. Undoubtedly, shopping is the worst activity humans regularly engage in. Yes, I know we all need things to survive and thrive in the world. I'm also aware that going to a store and purchasing those items fulfills those needs. However, that knowledge does not make shopping any more of a pleasant experience. There is no such thing as a quick shopping trip. Even if you only need a few things, it never fails that someone will be standing right in front of what you need. And it's never like they are passing through as they grab something in that area. No, they have planted themselves there as they carefully and meticulously read every ingredient that goes into a box of cake mix. It's almost like they are studying for a test. In a clip posted on YouTube, four husbands understand entirely that shopping is the absolute worst. So, instead of going into Target with their wives, they hang out in their car in the parking lot. But then something hilariously unexpected happened. They all found each other, became best friends and had a ton of fun while their wives were shopping. Hilariously, before becoming pals, the four guys shared what they were able to do while their wives were shopping at Target. One guy said Target offered him a job, saying he could work while his wife was shopping. Another added that he was able to complete his doctorate degree while waiting for his wife at the retail giant. Eventually, because they have become such good friends, the guys actually want their wives to visit Target even more. Psalm 126:2 Then our mouths were full of laughing, and our tongues gave a glad cry; they said among the nations, the Lord has done great things for them.

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This woman hilariously says what were all thinking during doctor visits. Her cutting, hysterical comments and witty replies will have you doubled over with laughter, struggling to catch your breath. Watch the short and hilarious clip to hear what she says during an imagined doctors visit. Most people do not enjoy going to the doctor. Who really wants to be poked, prodded and stuck with a needle and then be told everything that is wrong with you and what you must change? Oh, and then you have to pay them handsomely for the unpleasant experience. That doesnt sound like a good time at all. In fact, that sounds more like punishment. While going to the doctor is typically not the most enjoyable of outings, it is still extremely necessary. The only way to fix a problem is first to know that one exists. As much as people might try, ignoring a problem, including those associated with our bodies, will not make it disappear. However, that doesnt mean we still dont have questions or things wed like to say to the doctor. Fortunately, most people bite their tongues, keeping their thoughts in their heads instead of expressing them. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman says everything that most people think but never say when they visit their doctor. She doesnt hold back, and the results are laugh-out-loud hilarious. Her first comment concerns the amount of water shes been drinking, something every doctor stresses to their parents. No, I havent been drinking enough water, she said. You know that. I know that. Lets move on. Possibly her funniest comment is about people who Google something and then believe theyve acquired as much knowledge about a disease or condition as someone with a PhD. Look, I Googled it already, and honestly, I think you should be more concerned, she said. However, she saves the best for last. Look, I just need you to look me in the eyes, and tell me I aint dying, she said. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

From panic to theyll be fine this skit nails the changes in parental attitude and temperament from the first to the last kid. Parents everywhere are likely to find this video pretty relatable. Watch the short and hilarious clip that perfectly captures how parenting styles dramatically change after having a couple of kids. Children are the biggest and best blessing anyone can experience. There is simply nothing like being a parent and raising a little one. Seeing them grow, learn, and explore is unlike anything else. Most parents would not trade a minute or a second with their children for anything. While children are undoubtedly a blessing, they will forever and always change your life in every imaginable way. Your stress, worry and anxiety will increase considerably after your first one arrives. Youll be constantly looking out for them, trying to keep them away from anything that may cause them harm. But after having a couple of kids, having gone through the process, youll probably take on a more laissez-faire, laid-back approach. A hysterical clip posted on YouTube perfectly demonstrates the change in attitude and approach many parents have from their first to their last. Parents will get quite the kick out of this clip and know exactly where this woman is coming from, having been there themselves. The first scenario in the video concerns a child climbing a tree, and how the mother reacts to the youngsters desire to scale it. Baby, dont climb that tree, OK? the mother instructs her child. Thats dangerous. I knew you was going to fall out of that tree, she now responds. You good? Next, the mother initially is entirely against giving the child a device, looking to limit the youngsters time gazing at a screen. Flash forward, and she is rushing around, hoping to find an iPad for the child so she can just get a minute of peace. There is a definite dramatic difference in each scenario. She goes from rookie parent to battle-tested veteran who has been there, done that, and its hysterical. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

This John Crist skit about dads on road trips is hilariously accurate. Its abundantly clear that John went on plenty of family road trips while growing up. Watch this short and hysterical clip to hear how John 100 percent nails this skit about fathers on family road trips. Who doesnt love going on vacation? Is there anyone who can say, while keeping a straight face, that theyd rather go to work than get some rest and relaxation in a desired vacation spot? I would certainly think not, and thats likely something we can all agree on even in these polarized and highly divisive times. While the entire point of a vacation is to get away from concern and worry, there is still stress associated with vacations, especially if youre a father on a family road trip. Dads, for whatever reason, seem to be entirely concerned about getting to the destination as quickly as possible. They want to make good time, looking to cut out any and all unnecessary stops. In a clip posted on YouTube, John plays every father on every family road trip ever. Anyone who has ever been on a family road trip will 100 percent relate to this hysterical clip, and they will likely recognize many of the lines he says throughout the short video. While filling up the gas tank, John lays down the law, telling everyone what will happen from this moment forward. He wants to make the best time possible. The traffic is killing us, he says. We just need to make better time, honestly. I mean, theres some tractor-trailers that Ive been following pretty closely behind just to get the drafting but were losing gas mileage. He then states that no more liquids will be consumed because he doesnt want to make any more bathroom stops. He also offers a quick solution for anyone who does have to use the restroom. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A comedians marriage advice has everyone laughing and nodding. Jeff Allen, the funnyman, shares the simple but insightful words of wisdom he has learned during two decades of marriage with the audience. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Jeff says about happy marriages. Marriage is not easy. Anyone who believes otherwise is either a fool, a liar or unmarried. Marriage requires both parties to put in much time, work and energy. Both individuals must be 100 percent committed to marriage, or its just not going to work at all. Work, commitment and perseverance are all necessary for a successful marriage. However, Jeff has a much simpler, albeit similar, recipe for a happy, long-lasting marriage and is sharing his wisdom with the masses. He confesses that his insight on marriage originally came from his father, but he has since learned that his father was accurate. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff shared advice that everyone, especially husbands, should remember and implement. I have only learned one thing in 20 years of marriage, and its this: Happy life. Happy wife, he said. If youre married, you already know that. If youre not married, you better write it down. Not on some flimsy piece of paper. You got out and get a stone tablet and a chisel. Be number 11 if you count them. While its likely words of wisdom that youve heard many times before, and it is humorous, making the point that no matter what happens, the husband is wrong, it makes a lot of sense. No one wants to be in a relationship with constant strife and disagreement. That would be absolutely miserable for everyone involved, and no way to go through life. If settling an argument and keeping peace means someone has to agree that they are wrong, then so be it, right? Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Matthew West has released the lyric video for his hilarious tune, Dysfunctional Family Christmas. The popular Christian musician's latest Christmas song is one that many of us can, unfortunately, relate to, especially during the holiday season. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to and see the official lyric video for Dysfunctional Family Christmas. The holiday season is a wonderful time of year. Seriously, what could be better than Christmas? It's a time to gather with family and friends, get some delicious, mouth-watering food and open a gift or two. No other time of year or holiday can even remotely come close to Christmas in terms of, well, everything. While Christmas is a joyous and spectacular time when we remember and celebrate the birth of the Savior, Jesus Christ, Christmas Day celebrations can be a little awkward, especially if a family member or two rubs you the wrong way. We're all human, and we aren't going to get along with everyone, and it doesn't matter if they are family. Often, the best we can do in those situations is grin and bear it. In a clip posted on YouTube, Matthew performs Dysfunctional Family Christmas. The insanely funny lyrics describe situations that we have all likely experienced at one time or another. This song will surely become a Christmas classic, and one you'll return to every Christmas season. Well, Grandma keeps yellin' cause Grandpa can't hear Can you believe Jolene did that to her hair? When the insults are flying like Santa's reindeer Dysfunctional family Christmas is here Whenever I listen to Matthew's tune and lyrics about the insanity and craziness that often accompany family Christmas Day gatherings, I immediately think of Christmas Vacation. Clark does everything he can to create the perfect Christmas celebration, but all of his effort is in vain. Anything that can go wrong does spectacularly, and by the end, he is holding on by a thread, which eventually breaks. Isaiah 9:6 For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given; and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.

Nate Bargatze shared the backstory to his SNL George Washington skit. The popular funnyman opened up about how the classic and hysterical sketch came to be, and how he didnt expect much of a reaction to it. Watch the short clip to hear Nate discuss the story behind the George Washington skit. Most people know Nate Bargatze, one of the biggest names in comedy. In the last couple of years, his career has exploded. He has toured the world sharing his hilarious, clean comedy, has several stand-up specials on Netflix, written a book, hosted the Emmys and even had a Christmas special on CBS. While Nate is a published author and a stand-up comedian capable of selling out massive venues, he has also hosted Saturday Night Live twice. As expected, both of his particular episodes were hilarious, delivering one hysterical sketch after another. But one will forever stand out among the rest: the George Washington dream skit. Nate plays the legendary general and our countrys first president in it. Addressing the troops the night before battle, Nate, as George, mentions all the oddities with our country regarding weights and measures. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate shares how it came to be and how the reaction to it surprised him. They [SNL writers] wrote it, he said. I didnt write it. A lot of people think I wrote it. Theyre just unbelievable. Later in the clip, Nate mentioned what happened when he first read the skit. But when we did it in the table read, it didnt go great, he said. Because Im used to playing off a crowd. He added that the classic skit almost didnt make it to air and was nearly cut from the show. But when they performed it during the last show before going live, it got a reaction that made everyone change their minds. So, it was the last sketch in dress rehearsal, and it murdered, he said. It just destroyed. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Comedian Aaron Webers interaction with a plumber is too funny to miss. His conversation with the handyman will have you rolling with laughter long after the video ends. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud clip to hear how Aarons conversation and interaction with a plumber did not go as expected. Unfortunately, not everything in life goes according to plan. If you were under that false and very incorrect impression that that was the case, my deepest apologies for having burst your bubble. The fact is that bad and unexpected things happen all the time. While we may be unable to control what happens to us, we have control over how we react. Luckily, when those bad, unexpected issues involve something breaking or going terribly wrong around the house, there are people skilled in providing the correct solutions. Plumbers are individuals equipped with the skills and knowledge to fix many household mishaps and problems. In a clip posted on YouTube, Aaron mentioned reaching out to a plumber when he had an issue and how that interaction went. Aaron points out that, for whatever reason, his house had sprung a leak. It was coming through the wall and into his basement. So, to correct the issue, he called a plumber but had a problem describing what was happening in his residence. I had a plumbing issue in my basement, he said. My wall was bleeding. Thats how I said it. I couldnt think of the word leak. When he did get hold of a plumber, he received an estimate of the handymans arrival. He knew he would have to wait a while, even though he was told differently. I call a plumber, and he goes, Ill be out there in a jiff, he said. Now, Im not trashing plumbers, but yall know what jiff means: 19 hours. Later in the clip, Aaron said that by the time the plumber had finally arrived, the leak had somehow stopped. Thats when things got a little awkward. But after some strange back and forth, the plumber offered to look around and see if he could find the source of the leak. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Every parent can relate to this couple's list of their favorite games. The games this husband and wife routinely play with their children will sound very familiar to every parent. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to hear what games made this couple's list. Being a parent is one of the biggest blessings and joys anyone can experience. Children add so much joy and happiness to life. There's nothing like raising a youngster and watching them grow, learn and explore. Time with your children is something that you wouldn't trade for anything, and every parent would 100 percent agree. However, as every parent also knows, those little ones can sometimes be a tad aggravating, getting on your nerves occasionally. They, without a doubt, know what annoys you and enjoy intentionally pressing your buttons. They will also push boundaries, seeing what they can get away with, so they'll play games. In a clip posted on YouTube, a husband and wife go back and forth, quickly sharing their favorite games that their child likes to play. It becomes evident very early that these aren't games but weird, annoying or gross things their children do. The games, which are experiences and situations they have gone through with their children, will likely sound very familiar to every parent. The woman says she and her husband are regularly asked what their favorite games they like to play with their children, so they happily obliged. The husband hilariously chimed that there are so many. My favorite game is, 'What did I just step in?' the wife says. The husband responded that one of his favorite games is very much like the one named by his wife. Really good sequel to my favorite game of 'What's that stain? What's that right there?' he says. Later in the clip, she shared another game that made her list of top games, including one that involves the always-popular LEGOs. My favorite game is 'Ooh, that LEGO felt good on my foot,' she says. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Youll crack up at this spot-on song about every Costco shoppers experience. This husband-and-wife team nailed it, getting just about every detail hilariously correct about a shopping outing to the popular big box wholesaler. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear their deliriously funny song parody about going to Costco. People always want to make their dollar go as far as possible. This is every familys objective because money is always a limited resource. Spending money wisely and efficiently is especially important now as prices on nearly everything continue to increase rapidly. Since so many people want to make good, sound financial decisions and ensure that their money goes as far as possible, they often buy in bulk. Places like Sams Club and Costco have become incredibly popular as a result. Their popularity has risen so much that a subculture of dedicated, rabid fans has developed around them. There are individivduals who are diehard fans of Sams Club, as is the case for Costco. In a clip posted on YouTube, a husband and a wife perform a hilarious, gut-bustingly funny song, I Dont Need It, But I Want It, about the average trip to Costco. In addition to being laugh-out-loud hysterical and incredibly accurate, the song is also a parody of a tune by Flo Rida and Robin Thicke, I Dont Like It, I Love It. How many times have you walked into a Costco or a Sams Club and spotted something you knew you did not need but felt compelled to purchase for some unexplained reason? Of course, that answer is easy: every time. We can relate to these hilarious and creative lyrics because we are all familiar with this exact situation of impulse buying at Sams and Costco. Also, the song is terribly catchy; youll likely find yourself humming and singing this song the rest of the day. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.