Comedians

A comedian had a hilariously relatable Costco shopping experience. Whenever he thought he was done, he would find something that he just had to buy. Watch the short but hysterical clip of his shopping trip, which will have you doubled over in laughter and struggling to catch your breath. Grocery shopping is one of those horrible, detestable obligations that come with being an adult. I could think of many other things Id much rather do than push a cart up and down the small, crowded aisle of the grocery store, but I understand its necessary. People tend to get a bit cranky if there isnt food in the house. Also, that whole needing to eat to survive thing is a real driving factor for going to the grocery store regularly. However, if youre like me and absolutely hate visiting the grocery store, there is a solution. It wont keep you from entering the grocery store completely, but it could and probably cut down on the frequency of your visits. Of course, Im talking about buying in bulk from one of the many popular large-box retailers. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dusty Slay visited Costco and had an experience that likely youve had once youve walked through the doors at the big-box retailer. If he thought he was just going to enter and pick up a couple of items, he was badly mistaken. He even said how it was going to be a quick trip. Alright, were just going to be in and out here, he said. He couldnt have been more wrong. Once inside, he found one thing after another that he knew he didnt really need, but then again, he really needed it. Who hasnt been there, especially when it comes to shopping at Costco, Sams or a similar retailer. We dont need it, but Im going to get it anyway, he says later. Hes where we have all been at one time or another. Once we think were done, we see something else that grabs our attention. 1 Corinthians 10:31So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

Tim Hawkins knows to ask questions during marital disagreements. The popular funnyman understands that communication is key to a healthy marriage, especially when the two parties arent seeing eye-to-eye on something. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud clip to see how Tim put this knowledge to good use during a recent argument with his better half. Marriage is a wonderful, excellent thing. Its a sacred bond between two people who have vowed to remain with one another, no matter what life may throw at them. And as anyone who is married knows, there will be instances and circumstances that come along that test the strength of that marriage and the depths of that commitment and love. Because a marriage is a relationship between two flawed and imperfect human beings, disagreements are bound to happen. Its impossible to be in 100 percent agreement with someone 24/7, even with ones spouse. People have different opinions, thoughts and feelings, and that is perfectly fine. Disagreements can even be good, as they allow people to work through problems and areas of concern. In a clip posted on social media, Tim, being a married man, says he knows arguments and tiffs with ones spouse are inevitable. However, what is important is knowing how to work through those fights and arguments properly, and thats done through open and honest communication. Now, part of communication includes asking the other person questions. This allows each person to get to the heart of the issue, to actually solve and address the problem. In fact, Tim mentioned using this strategy during a recent fight with his better half. He knew to ask her questions. Ask questions, try to relate, make it better, he said. I used that last week. My wife and I got into a disagreement. It got hot. It got heated. We started to fight. I stopped myself right there; started asking questions. Honey, why you being a psycho right now? Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

One comedian hilariously explained how this caretaker will always remain undefeated. Anjelah Johnson-Reyes knows exactly who she wants to take care of her when shes under the weather. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Anjelah talk about how a mothers care hits different when youre sick. Good health is a blessing that many of us take for granted all too often. Whenever we are under the weather, we quickly realize how precious it is to be healthy. Whether it's the flu, COVID or a regular, common, everyday cold, being sick is no fun. When were battling the sickness, all we want is to be healthy again. However, until we are better and up on our feet, often the best remedy is to stay hydrated and get plenty of sleep. Most people do not run to the doctor every time they feel a slight tickle in their throat, and thats because often the best caretaker in their lives was at home: their mother. Moms seem to have this ingrained knowledge of how to make you feel better, no matter your age. In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah stated that while visiting her parents, she got sick. While her husband was with her and tried his best to care for her, Anjelah had a clear preference when it came to her caretaker. I was visiting my mom, I got sick, so she was taking care of me, right? she said. But my husband was there, too, and he wanted to be the one to take care of me. So, he was like, Bab, is there anything I can do for you? I was like, Yeah, can you move out of the way so my mom could get to me faster? Later in the clip, Anjelahs husband asked for some guidance in making Theraflu. She responded in the most hilarious way possible. Jeremiah 17:14 Heal me, O Lord, and I shall be healed; save me, and I shall be saved: for thou art my praise.

Jonnie W. explained why his rental car had him terrified. The popular funnyman was momentarily frightened by a vehicle he was renting for this one hysterical reason. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear why Jonnie was given quite the scare by his rental car. Everyone loves going on vacation. Is there anyone who does not enjoy a little rest and relaxation now and then? Not only do we love vacation time, but it is also necessary for our physical and mental health. Getting away, even for just a few days, from the pain and stresses of everyday life, will do wonders for you. Now, when it comes to how people spend their vacations, everyone has different ideas and plans for that time. Some might choose to stay close to home and have a stay vacation. However, most people will take a trip, going out into the world to explore and experience something new. Typically, those trips will require a rental car at some point. Jonnie W. recalled a time when he had a rental car, but this was not just any rental car. It gave him quite the scare for the most hilarious reason. In a clip posted on social media, Jonnie mentioned that the best part of renting a car is unexpectedly receiving a free upgrade. Who wouldnt like that? Now, as he added, its probably a good idea to know what comes with the vehicle before driving away. Heated seats are awesome, yall, he said. They are, if you know you have them. If not, I promise you, its terrifying. I must have bumped the button with my water bottle, putting it in the cup holder. I just feel heat radiating through my body. It took me five minutes to realize I wasnt having a stroke. Always know what your vehicle can do, or you, too, could end up experiencing a scare a lot like Jonnie. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Mike Goodwin has shared the worst places to hear this commonly used and heard phrase. The popular funnyman is spot-on with his list of places, and you'll be laughing hysterically long after the video ends. Watch the short, but hilarious clip to hear which phrase Mike says you do not want to hear when you are in these places. Words, as it has been said many times before, are powerful. They can get people to do this or that, or force them to change or augment how they think about or view a topic or subject. They can bring people to tears, be a cause for celebration or bring about anxiety or fearfulness. In addition to doing all of that, some words and phrases also allow us to express regret and apologize. One of the phrases used regularly to do just that is my bad. Youve likely heard it many times before and probably even said it yourself a time or two. Of course, its a short, two-word phrase used to acknowledge our mistakes and apologize to those around us for our shortcomings and failures. The phrase my bad is so common that you may not even notice when someone says it. However, as Mike hilariously points out in a YouTube clip, youll definitely notice it when its said in these two places. And it just so happens that these are also two places you never want to hear that phrase uttered. But theres some people you dont want to hear my bad from, he said. Like, you dont want to be sitting in your barbers chair the barber cutting your hair, like, Hey man, you seen the game last night? Thats my bad. Later in the clip, Mike mentioned, with 100 percent accuracy, that the other time you never want to hear that phrase is when youre sitting in the dentists chair. Like, you dont want to be in your dentists chair, he said. Dentist in your mouth, Could you open wide, please? Thats my bad! Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Jonnie W. has revealed the hilarious joke that wasnt appreciated by everyone. The popular comedian wrote this joke specifically for this audience, and he said they were not big fans of it, to say the least. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear the joke that ruffled some feathers. Everyone loves laughing and having reasons in their lives that make them smile and laugh. We can all agree, wholeheartedly, that having more laughter and humor in our lives would only make everything better. I mean, can you even think of someone who would rather be angry and upset than laughing and smiling? I sure hope not; that would be one miserable person. Knowing all of that would naturally lead one to believe that not taking everything so seriously and being able to laugh at ourselves would be prerequisites for more comedy and humor. However, its abundantly clear that some people are still struggling with the laughing-at-ourselves part of the equation. Jonnie W. learned this fact the hard way when he performed at a homeschool event in Texas in the summer of 2020. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie explained the situation and shared the joke he wrote specifically for that audience, which did not go over so well. This lady calls me, all excited, Jonnie, a thousand homeschool families are waiting on you. Now, we done heard youre homeschooled, he said. And I was. The last two years of high school, I was homeschooled. Later in the clip, he mentions that soon after he stepped out onto the stage, he told the joke that he says almost resulted in him being beaten up. I came running out, I was like, Guys, what is the difference between a 1,000 homeschoolers and my dogs? he said. And they were like, What? I said, My dogs are vaccinated. And these homeschoolers will bite you. They will bite you. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Aaron Weber made a hysterical and awkward move at a Mexican restaurant. The popular funnymans action took place when he was placing his order, and it will have you laughing long after the clip ends. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what he did as he told the waiter what he wanted to eat. When it comes to dining out, there are plenty of options. In America, we have been blessed with restaurants specializing in just about any cuisine you can imagine. Likely, there are even places that have some that you are unfamiliar with. So, whatever youre in the mood for, there is a high probability that a restaurant nearby can satisfy that craving. Now, of course, everyone, without a doubt, has their favorite spot. However, for whatever reason, most people seem to absolutely love Mexican food. Thats fine, but my only complaint is that most Mexican dishes are slathered in cheese, of which I am not a fan (Yes, I know thats strange). Nevertheless, despite my dietary objections, many people still love eating at Mexican restaurants. Aaron Weber is one of those people. In a clip posted on YouTube, Aaron talks about his love of Mexican food. He specifically mentioned that he had recently eaten at one. When it came time to decide on his meal and place his order, he did so by saying hed have the Pollo Especial. Now, Im not the most knowledgeable person when it comes to Spanish, but even I know pollo means chicken. However, Aaron felt the need to explain this to his Mexican waiter, and it sounds like it didnt go over really well. The server responded, Yeah, I know. Ive been thinking about that all week, he said. I translated for that guy. Thats how that came across. You know what that looked like from his perspective? Some dirtbag comes in, Ill have the pollo especial, and I dont know if you took three years of Spanish like I did. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes recalled flying on a small plane. The popular comedian remembered her time when she flew on a tiny aircraft, and its clear, from her comments, that its something shell never do again. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear her look back on the time when her plane was much smaller than normal. Flying is a fear for many people. Whether its the heights or that they believe they will crash into a mountain or the engine will stop operating mid-flight, flying causes many people a fair amount of anxiety. Its a completely understandable fear. You're moving hundreds of miles per hour thousands of feet in the sky; if anything were to go wrong with the aircraft, odds are youre not going to make it. Feel better about flying now? Anyway, most people who fly do so on those massive planes out of those large airports located in metropolitan areas across the country. That is typically the way it goes, but less populated areas do have airports as well. However, they usually cannot accommodate a 747, a 757 or something like that. Instead, its usually the much smaller planes that are all they can handle. In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah was headed to a smaller town, so she had to take a much smaller plane than she was used to. Lets say her fear of flying started making its way to the surface, and its not a situation that she will probably be repeating anytime in the near future. It just had two propellers out front, she said. As you step onto the plane, you got to take turns spinning the propeller. I took my seat assignment. It said, shotgun. Later in the clip, Anjelah mentioned how an announcement made on the flight did not make her feel any better. But on this plane, we got a different announcement, she said. It sounded more like, Stephanie, were coming in. Stephanie? Whats this, a family-owned plane? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This comedians college survival trick will have you rolling with laughter. He figured out what he thought was the perfect solution to getting around all that required reading. Watch the short, but hysterical clip to hear and learn all about his tactic for outsmarting the professors. An education is something that is never truly complete. Regardless of how many degrees or certificates someone may or may not have, they will still not know all that there is to know. There will always be more facts, figures and knowledge available. Its impossible to know everything, and anyone who says otherwise is either badly mistaken or incredibly nave. Most people, after graduating from high school, will go on to further their education in some way. For many people, that means college. Now, as those who have attended college for any amount of time know, college is a big step from high school. The amount of work and time required to be successful in the classroom increases significantly. College courses will be challenging and, to be honest, thats the way it should be because when something is difficult, thats when theres growth. However, in a clip posted on YouTube, one comedian, Dennis Regan, realized he would have to up his game. However, he did not want to do all the assigned reading, but he didnt want the professors to know he didnt do the work. So, instead, he came up with a hilarious, foolproof way to trick the professors into thinking he might have done the reading. So, in college, I needed a different strategy, a different tactic, because I didnt want to study or do the assignments or anything like that, he said. So, Id come up with smart questions that would make me sound smart to the teachers, you know? He then gives an example of a question he might have asked in class. His long, drawn-out question involves him saying nearly every six- or seven-syllable word in existence. It may not have made any sense, but it sounded good. Proverbs 18:15 The heart of the man of good sense gets knowledge; the ear of the wise is searching for knowledge.

Josh Sneed has revealed the hysterical secrets of elite people watching. The funnyman enjoys watching and observing people, and would consider himself an exceptional, an elite people watcher. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Josh has learned and experienced during his people-watching adventures. Human beings are interesting creatures. You might think you know how someone will respond and react in any given situation, but then they go and do something that completely throws you for a loop. Often, it leaves you baffled, wondering why they did this or that. But hey, thats a human being for you. If youve never done a fair share of people watching, you have to do it. There are a lot of unique people in this world, to say the least. You can never be sure what they will do, and odds are that you will not see anything too out there, but then you might. You never know. Because he is a comedian, Josh is an observer of humanity. Comedians often spot the strange things we often overlook, and then, hilariously, comment on what theyve witnessed out in the world. In a clip posted on YouTube, Josh shares what he has spotted as an avid, elite people-watcher. In addition to detailing his adventures and what he has seen, he also shares some rules and tips for anyone looking to become a people watcher. I dont know if you like to people watch, he said. But Im a huge fan. Its free, you know? You just sit there with someone you love and talk about the folks walking by for a couple hours. And Gatlinburg is prime pickings. I mean, get your camera ready, youre going to see someone that you like enough to want to share them with others. Josh will have you laughing long after this clip ends. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Greg Warrens hysterical plea to Reeses management. The popular funnyman had an important, time-sensitive message he needed to get across to those who own and operate Reeses: The Hershey Company. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear his message, which will have you laughing out loud and agreeing with him. We should always be on the lookout for ways to improve and stretch ourselves. Most people have a massive fear of doing this, either because they believe they will fail or if they do fail, they fear what others will think of them. But cowering in the corner, afraid to fail, is no way to live life. How do we know what we are capable of doing until we try? While all of this is true for individuals, for businesses, its usually best to go the other route. Businesses are always looking to improve what they do or make. They are constantly refining, looking for ways to cut waste and become more efficient. Basically, businesses do what they do and continue to do it as best as possible. Stepping outside that box and trying to do something else can be dangerous and expensive. In a clip posted on social media, Greg was not happy with Reese and had something he wanted to get off his chest. He needed to let The Hershey Company know how he felt about their latest product. Some peanut butters just think they can jump in the game, like Reeses. Remember when Reeses all of a sudden said, Were a peanut butter, you know? he said. Im sure they were thinking, Hey, were a candy bar with peanut butter with a main ingredient. How hard could it be to just peanut butter? Real hard, Reeses, OK? Were going to find out what its like to stand on your own. You dont have chocolate to hide behind over here. Later in the clip, he got even more direct and straightforward. Be a candy, he said. Thats what you are. Just be a candy! You dont see Ring Pop trying to get in the jewelry business. 1 Corinthians 10:31So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

Greg Warren gave a hysterical takedown of hotel email follow-ups. The popular funnyman is not a fan of them, to say the least. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what he said about them and why he is so opposed to those customer surveys. Keeping customers happy and satisfied is a big component and a need for nearly every business. If those customers are unhappy with a company for any reason, they will likely go elsewhere next time, which is not good for any business. Not only will the business lose that customer, but how many other people will that person tell about their less-than-satisfactory experience? It's for that reason that so many businesses follow up by text, phone or email to gauge customers experience on their latest visit. Businesses want to know where and how they fell short and how they can improve. This seems like a no-brainer when it comes to running a business. Keep customers happy while aiming to secure repeat business. Well, it appears that not everyone is a fan of businesses following up. In a clip posted on social media, Greg mentioned that he absolutely despises follow-up email surveys from hotels. What he said about them, and why he doesnt like them, will have you cracking up and likely reconsidering them the next time you receive one. And these survey questions, theyre very pointed, he said. Its not, How did you like the Holiday Inn? Its When you checked in, were you greeted by the front desk? Did they offer you Just ask me what you want to ask me. Should we fire Carol? I see whats going on here. You guys dont have any managers on staff, so you want me to be a tattletale. You want me to tell on Carol. Later in the clip, he mentioned that those surveys do not respect your time and that they keep getting longer and longer, eating up more of it as they go. Soon enough, he says the survey will move to the essay portion, asking you to write a novel about your time at their hotel. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This comedians story about a confused doctor is pure gold. The physician had no idea what the funnyman was talking about, and its hilarious. Watch the short, but hysterical, clip to hear what happened when the doctor clearly didn't understand the joke. Where would we be without doctors and the many other men and women who work in the medical field? Thats an extremely frightening scenario to consider. Of course, wed be much worse off, and no doubt, have much shorter lifespans. Doctors are blessed with skills and knowledge that improve and extend their patients lives. However, as great as we can all agree doctors are, they, likely everyone else, have things they could improve upon. Its often said that doctors are aloof and struggle to connect with their patients. While this can and does help them remain objective and provide the best possible medical care, sometimes a patient needs someone to reassure them and explain hard-to-understand medical concepts and procedures in laypersons terms. Also, dont be so blunt and straightforward all the time. In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Michael McIntyre recounted his hysterical interaction with a doctor who is obviously not the warm-and-fuzzy type. The hilarious video begins with Michael mentioning that he had recently suffered several injuries one to his shoulder and his knee. To repair his shoulder, Michael visited a doctor who fixed him up and made him as good as new. For his knee issue, he entered the hospital, and to his surprise, he spotted the same doctor who had handled his shoulder. After his momentary shock at seeing the same doctor, the interaction between the doctor and Michael was hilarious. Michael, being a comedian, made a joke, and astonishingly, the doctor did not get it. Instead, the doctor, according to Michaels retelling, quickly became frustrated and annoyed. Sometimes, it helps to be able to take a joke. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

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Comedian Dustin Nickerson believes that donuts prove Gods existence. The popular funnyman will have you laughing hysterically as he uses the delicious, sweet breakfast food to demonstrate the presence of a Creator. Watch the short but hilarious clip that will have you laughing and change how you view donuts. As it has been said many times before, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. While Im not always one to go along with popular opinion, I would have to agree that breakfast is of utmost importance. It basically fuels the rest of your day. Dont eat breakfast, or at least ingest some form of nutrients? Youre probably going to be struggling until lunch, and maybe even beyond that meal. Now, one of the big reasons why Im such a proponent of breakfast is that it is the meal with the most delicious, mouth-watering foods, and its not even close. There is an assortment of breakfast cereals, pancakes, waffles, fruits, fruit juice, oatmeal, and a lot of other things Im forgetting. However, we all know that when it comes to breakfast, the donut comes out on top, every time. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin makes the case that the delicious breakfast treat is proof that God is real and does exist. Needless to say, Dustin is a big fan of donuts. Donuts probably mean too much to me, he said. Like, they hit me on, like, a belief level. Theyre more than pastry, theyre truth. Do you understand? I have them, I like, Hallelujah, hallelujah. The tomb is empty, and the donut box is full, amen. Later in the clip, Dustin mentioned that at one point, he used to work with an atheist and would regularly get into debates with this person about Gods existence. He would use the donut as a teaching aid to help bolster his argument. One day I went simple with him, he added. I brought donuts into work, and then I brought him into the breakroom. And I was like, See, what more proof do you need? Is your postmodern enlightened mind going to tell me that Cheerios evolved into these donuts? I dont think so. 1 Corinthians 10:31So, then if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

These hysterical and spot-on Tim Hawkins song parodies will have you cracking up. The popular funnyman has come up with several genuinely catchy, creative and funny parodies throughout his career. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear some of the best song parodies that Tim has written. Comedy takes many different forms. Of course, thats because everyone has different tastes and senses of humor. What you think is hysterical is likely not to be the same thing I find laugh-out-loud funny. But thats ok, right? Were all individuals with different likes, dislikes, tastes, and preferences. Because there are so many different senses of humor, there are just as many kinds of comedy, which is sure to make you giggle and crack a smile. If you havent found a type of humor that appeals to you, one that you particularly enjoy, you probably have searched long or wide enough. Now, one of the most popular forms of comedy, sure to cause many people to burst into hysterics, is the always-popular song parody. Many would credit Weird Al Yankovic with bringing the song parody to many peoples attention. But in a clip posted on YouTube, Tim shows he has quite the gift for taking and altering the lyrics of well-known, beloved songs into something that will have you doubled over with laughter. The clip begins with Tim pointing out that one of his parodies came about as a way to reach and communicate with his children. He found that they were ignoring them, so he got down on their level, taking a song they likely knew and changing the lyrics slightly. For nearly every tune in the video, you will more than likely recognize the music Tim plays, but the words he sings will be very unfamiliar, yet will still cause you to burst out laughing. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.