If There Are 'No Kings,' Why Are the Mobs Still Screaming for a Throne?

Sunday, October 26, 2025

This past weekend, my television show opened its second hour with a sketch that had our studio crew barely holding it together. Al Barry and his team—our resident masters of animated satire—dropped a new short that could easily be described as South Park meets CNN after dark. The premise? “Roger the Burger Communist” takes over after the fall of the “Burger King,” declaring that everyone will now get exactly one fry, evenly distributed by the “Ministry of Fairness.”